missespeon:

outofcontextarthur:



can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal
missespeon:

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can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal
missespeon:

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can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal
missespeon:

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can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal
missespeon:

outofcontextarthur:



can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal
missespeon:

outofcontextarthur:



can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal
missespeon:

outofcontextarthur:



can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal
missespeon:

outofcontextarthur:



can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal
missespeon:

outofcontextarthur:



can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal
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can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal

missespeon:

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can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

(via wonderfullynerdy)

themadhattressesworld:

magclique:

nashgrixr:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

sburb-related-things:

lalalarrystylinsonn:

Do you see these two guys? These two are pictures of my friends Gavin and Nick. 

If you look close enough you can see someone’s face behind Nick in the closet. Can you see it? This photo was taken the night they were killed. My friends were just having a sleepover because Nick came back from New York because he was on vacation with his family. The next morning Gavin’s sister found him and Nick’s body in the closet exactly where the face was. The police have no idea how they were killed or who killed them. 

If you don’t reblog this within 10 minutes, the thing that killed Gavin and Nick will appear in your closet in exactly 227 minutes and slaughter you like what it did to my friends. 

This is not fake. 

Oh fluff, this was on the news today.

son of a…

FUCK.

i saw taht n i was like OH SHIT…. i almost fainted

LOL I just want to reblog cause that’s a legit scary picture. Not cause of the warning.

OHHH MY FUCKING GAWDDDDD!!!!!! I WAS LIKE… YEA THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE BULL SHIT POST…. SO I TRY TO LOOK FOR THE FACE BEHIND THE CLOSET. AND THEN I FOUND IT. OH SHIT

FUCKING SCARY SHIT ASDFAJSDLK DX

im sorry guys im not taking any chances D;

JESUS CHRIST

fluffing fluff

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj8bdt7avg1qgy8qw.gif

OKAY DIRECTIONERS I KNOW THIS IS NOT A ONE DIRECTION POST BUT I AM ACTUALLY SCARED FOR MY LIFE… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

holy shit what I’m sorry but holy shit

guys it looks like a mix between chucky and a vampire i’m not reblogging for the warning i just wanted to share that with you

why am i doing this

sorry everyone, I am superstitious and enjoy not being slaughtered

nah not being slaughtered today bai

im too yoUNG FOR THIS

The comments alone make this happen. LOL

(via wonderfullynerdy)

lacigreen:

50shadesofacceptance:

superdodirty:

it ok to not be ready

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

i wish someone had told me this kind of stuff when i was younger… ಠ_ಠ
lacigreen:

50shadesofacceptance:

superdodirty:

it ok to not be ready

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

i wish someone had told me this kind of stuff when i was younger… ಠ_ಠ

lacigreen:

50shadesofacceptance:

superdodirty:

it ok to not be ready

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

i wish someone had told me this kind of stuff when i was younger… ಠ_ಠ

(via severalsins)

nakedly:

prevoke:

sad-babygirl:

holy shit this is like my exact thoughts right now..

wow

exactly

(via a-whoever-wherever-i-may-be)

theomeganerd:

Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes - iDroid iPhone Case
via Hideo Kojima


WHITTY! I THOUGHT OF YOU theomeganerd:

Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes - iDroid iPhone Case
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WHITTY! I THOUGHT OF YOU theomeganerd:

Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes - iDroid iPhone Case
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WHITTY! I THOUGHT OF YOU

theomeganerd:

Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes - iDroid iPhone Case

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WHITTY! I THOUGHT OF YOU

(via drawnintoshadows)

shes-a-flightless-bird:

christiancoello:

Justin Bieber’s legal representation.

I keep saying I’ll stop reblogging these things but then something funnier happens.
shes-a-flightless-bird:

christiancoello:

Justin Bieber’s legal representation.

I keep saying I’ll stop reblogging these things but then something funnier happens.
shes-a-flightless-bird:

christiancoello:

Justin Bieber’s legal representation.

I keep saying I’ll stop reblogging these things but then something funnier happens.

shes-a-flightless-bird:

christiancoello:

Justin Bieber’s legal representation.

I keep saying I’ll stop reblogging these things but then something funnier happens.

(via zgarts)


watership down ◆ prologue part III

"My friend," said Frith, "have you seen El-ahrairah? For I wish to give him a gift." 
"No, I have not seen him." 
So, Frith said, “Come out, and I will bless you instead.” 
"No, I cannot. I am busy. The fox and weasel are coming. If you want to bless me, you will have to bless my bottom. " 
"Very well. Be it so." 
And El-ahrairah’s tail grew shining white, and it flashed like a star, and his back legs grew long and powerful. He tore across the hill faster than any creature in the world. 
"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you…But first, they must catch you…digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warren. Be cunning and full of tricks…and your people will never be destroyed." 

watership down ◆ prologue part III

"My friend," said Frith, "have you seen El-ahrairah? For I wish to give him a gift." 
"No, I have not seen him." 
So, Frith said, “Come out, and I will bless you instead.” 
"No, I cannot. I am busy. The fox and weasel are coming. If you want to bless me, you will have to bless my bottom. " 
"Very well. Be it so." 
And El-ahrairah’s tail grew shining white, and it flashed like a star, and his back legs grew long and powerful. He tore across the hill faster than any creature in the world. 
"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you…But first, they must catch you…digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warren. Be cunning and full of tricks…and your people will never be destroyed." 

watership down ◆ prologue part III

"My friend," said Frith, "have you seen El-ahrairah? For I wish to give him a gift." 
"No, I have not seen him." 
So, Frith said, “Come out, and I will bless you instead.” 
"No, I cannot. I am busy. The fox and weasel are coming. If you want to bless me, you will have to bless my bottom. " 
"Very well. Be it so." 
And El-ahrairah’s tail grew shining white, and it flashed like a star, and his back legs grew long and powerful. He tore across the hill faster than any creature in the world. 
"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you…But first, they must catch you…digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warren. Be cunning and full of tricks…and your people will never be destroyed." 

watership down ◆ prologue part III

"My friend," said Frith, "have you seen El-ahrairah? For I wish to give him a gift." 
"No, I have not seen him." 
So, Frith said, “Come out, and I will bless you instead.” 
"No, I cannot. I am busy. The fox and weasel are coming. If you want to bless me, you will have to bless my bottom. " 
"Very well. Be it so." 
And El-ahrairah’s tail grew shining white, and it flashed like a star, and his back legs grew long and powerful. He tore across the hill faster than any creature in the world. 
"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you…But first, they must catch you…digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warren. Be cunning and full of tricks…and your people will never be destroyed." 

watership down ◆ prologue part III

"My friend," said Frith, "have you seen El-ahrairah? For I wish to give him a gift." 
"No, I have not seen him." 
So, Frith said, “Come out, and I will bless you instead.” 
"No, I cannot. I am busy. The fox and weasel are coming. If you want to bless me, you will have to bless my bottom. " 
"Very well. Be it so." 
And El-ahrairah’s tail grew shining white, and it flashed like a star, and his back legs grew long and powerful. He tore across the hill faster than any creature in the world. 
"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you…But first, they must catch you…digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warren. Be cunning and full of tricks…and your people will never be destroyed." 

watership down ◆ prologue part III

"My friend," said Frith, "have you seen El-ahrairah? For I wish to give him a gift." 
"No, I have not seen him." 
So, Frith said, “Come out, and I will bless you instead.” 
"No, I cannot. I am busy. The fox and weasel are coming. If you want to bless me, you will have to bless my bottom. " 
"Very well. Be it so." 
And El-ahrairah’s tail grew shining white, and it flashed like a star, and his back legs grew long and powerful. He tore across the hill faster than any creature in the world. 
"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you…But first, they must catch you…digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warren. Be cunning and full of tricks…and your people will never be destroyed." 

watership down ◆ prologue part III

"My friend," said Frith, "have you seen El-ahrairah? For I wish to give him a gift." 
"No, I have not seen him." 
So, Frith said, “Come out, and I will bless you instead.” 
"No, I cannot. I am busy. The fox and weasel are coming. If you want to bless me, you will have to bless my bottom. " 
"Very well. Be it so." 
And El-ahrairah’s tail grew shining white, and it flashed like a star, and his back legs grew long and powerful. He tore across the hill faster than any creature in the world. 
"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you…But first, they must catch you…digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warren. Be cunning and full of tricks…and your people will never be destroyed." 

watership down ◆ prologue part III

"My friend," said Frith, "have you seen El-ahrairah? For I wish to give him a gift." 
"No, I have not seen him." 
So, Frith said, “Come out, and I will bless you instead.” 
"No, I cannot. I am busy. The fox and weasel are coming. If you want to bless me, you will have to bless my bottom. " 
"Very well. Be it so." 
And El-ahrairah’s tail grew shining white, and it flashed like a star, and his back legs grew long and powerful. He tore across the hill faster than any creature in the world. 
"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you…But first, they must catch you…digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warren. Be cunning and full of tricks…and your people will never be destroyed."
watership down ◆ prologue part III

"My friend," said Frith, "have you seen El-ahrairah? For I wish to give him a gift."

"No, I have not seen him."

So, Frith said, “Come out, and I will bless you instead.”

"No, I cannot. I am busy. The fox and weasel are coming. If you want to bless me, you will have to bless my bottom. "

"Very well. Be it so."

And El-ahrairah’s tail grew shining white, and it flashed like a star, and his back legs grew long and powerful. He tore across the hill faster than any creature in the world.

"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you…But first, they must catch you…digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warren. Be cunning and full of tricks…and your people will never be destroyed."

(via brokendollgirl)